So for a minute I decide to be overly enviromentally conscious. I’m at a football game and need to throw away a very small piece of garbage but there’s no can in site. I spot one by the other football field and start my hike. On the way over I decide to pick up the garbage I’m finding on the way(this is the “overly” part). Pick up one, pick up two, look up and see a path paved in garbage and a group of men distracted from a football game watching the nut trying to clean up the world. Not only is there garbage everywhere but there are three bags, split open sitting next to the only garbage can in the park. Since we’re the visiting team I threw my garbage in their precious collection and kept moving. After all, I’m with a visiting team. Slobs!